January 2009
16 posts
pissing me off!
tis been a while since i last posted something on this, i like how i choose a moment when im not in such a great mood!
so anyway
everyone is fucking me off lately, especially men, why the fuck do you have to be so complicated, you moan about us bitches being confusing but you guys are just as fucked up! i am not saying all men are like this just the men that seem to be intersted in me, i dont...
Watchhomelesssmith:
fuckinnerd:
skinnyghost:
Star Wars Retold By Someone Who Has Never Actually Seen It
(please, seriously, watch this. I LOL’d)
Wow, it’s impressive how close she is actually. I don’t know if I could say the story totally accurate even though I’ve seen the movies a ton of times. Did she really know the name of Lando Calrissian?
dougs the man !!!!
Doug: who's this?
Dollie: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
Doug: is that so
Dollie: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Doug: autobot response
Dollie: I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Doug: no thanks
Dollie: well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.mylittlecamparty.com/sofia fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
02: 46:21 Doug: i just said no thanks
02: 46:38 Dollie: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
Doug: fucking bot
Doug: blocked
Dollie: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Doug: fuck off botcheck
i promise
right, i am looking back over the convos me and doug have had in past and the ones that have been blogged and i promise i am not a dirty bitch, i just so happen to get myself into some really odd conversations that i find interesting lol, like the other day at work i had a thrilling conversation about people eating and drinking their own shit and piss, well it wasnt thrilling but i was very...
i have the best convos ever lmao
arolina says:
i lied i've always liked doing
carolina says:
it
carolina says:
i'm older and wiser
Doug says:
haha
carolina says:
and i've come to terms with my pooping
carolina says:
its natural
Doug says:
have you ever shit on someone?
Doug says:
lol
carolina says:
enjoy it
carolina says:
maybe in the wild like a bug or something
Doug says:
that was an unlucky day for him
Doug says:
unusual conversations are funny
carolina says:
and for me
carolina says:
i got caught by a guy walking his dog
carolina says:
lmao
carolina says:
i was mortified
Doug says:
doing a shit?\
Doug says:
hahaha
carolina says:
aye
swear i meant it!!
carolina says:
my mum has gone for a poo
carolina says:
i should tap on the door and tell her to relax
Doug says:
hahaha
Doug says:
talking her through it
Doug says:
relax your shoulders, don't force it
carolina says:
lmao
Doug says:
now deep breaths
carolina says:
fuck yeah
Doug says:
that would probably be an ace form of therapy
carolina says:
i am telling you
Doug says:
tottaly relaxed after the best shit of your life
Doug says:
haha
carolina says:
i should write a book
Doug says:
i'm actually laughing here
Doug says:
haha
what the fuck!?!
carolina says:
buy me ice cream then send it in a taxi to my flat
carolina says:
i'm not gonna be able to chat for a bit
carolina says:
kills my back sitting down
Doug says:
i'll send myself over with ice cream cones on my nipples and a chocolate slider with my willy inside
Doug says:
gadz
Doug says:
hahaha
carolina says:
holy shit
carolina says:
thats hot
Doug says:
fuck yeah
i've decided ......
i’ve decided i’m still in a mood, i’m sitting at my desk at work and i’m thinking, men can all get te fuck, doug too, tee hee, i jokes lol
cant be fucked its too earLy for this shit, technically i dont start til 9 and no one in my section is here yet!BORING!!!
men are dicks
if you let a man speak to you like shit then your a weak lil bitch, never think you can speak to me like shit cos you’ll never get away with it
“zara’s insecure”
dougs a perv
carolina says:
tee hee
carolina says:
carolinassweetcheeks.tumblr.com
carolina says:
i think
Doug says:
haha
Doug says:
people might get the wrong idea
Doug says:
they'l come looking for porn
Doug says:
lol
carolina says:
well i was gonna do carolina_xxx
carolina says:
but it hought that was not a good idea
Doug says:
it might be if your planning to make some porn
carolina says:
i'm curious
so anyway, doug and stacy have this tumblr thing going and me being me i felt a lil left out and thought, why not join in the fun, so here i am peeps, get ready for the best shit you’ll ever see, lol